Where does a bull keep his buisness papers?
In his beef case.
What can you serve but never eat?
A tennis ball.
What do you call a ghost cheerleader?
The team spirit.
When does King Kong play baseball?
In Aperil.
What is the difference between a boxer and a boy with a cold?
One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.
Why was the coach upset when the ball went into the basket?
It was a basket of eggs.
What is the soft, mushy stuff between a shark's teeth called?
A slow swimmer.
What is the best way to talk to a shark?
Long distance.
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