Zachary's Favorite Jokes

Where does a bull keep his buisness papers?
In his beef case.

What can you serve but never eat?
A tennis ball.

What do you call a ghost cheerleader?
The team spirit.

When does King Kong play baseball?
In Aperil.

What is the difference between a boxer and a boy with a cold?
One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why was the coach upset when the ball went into the basket?
It was a basket of eggs.

What is the soft, mushy stuff between a shark's teeth called?
A slow swimmer.

What is the best way to talk to a shark?
Long distance.

The Beggining

Hi. This is Zachary Waters, representing the Waters family in this blog. We are Christians, who home school. We attend a christian home school group called Classical Conversations. Me and my brother, Timothy, are part of Upward Basketball at Rich Fork Baptist Church. There are 6 of us plus a dog, whose name is Hank. There is Randy and Michele Waters. Those are my parents. There also is me, my little sister, Rachel, my little brother, Timothy, and baby Joel. I am 11, Rachel is 8, Timothy is 7, and Joel is 6 months old.

This is the start of The Waters Family blog

3/6/10